Ted’s Travels

Ted’s Travels

Today I checked my account on kayak.com where I send all of my trip receipts. This allows me to track my travels in a phone app while I am out and about.

Turns out they now have some infographic-style data they give you about your travel history. It was fun to see it and I reformatted it into this little “Tedfographic.”

Yes, a little narcissistic… but fun!

47 Johnson

47 Johnson

This is my 2nd old motor rebuild. A 1947 2.5 hp Johnson Seahorse. I didn’t crank it up before taken it apart so I don’t know know how she will run yet…

Hobbies and other pursuits…

Hobbies and other pursuits…

Since taking on my role with Missio Nexus I have avoided posting here. It seems like the president of an organization having a separate blog could become a conflict.

However… no reason to keep my hobbies to myself.

Here is my first Lytro picture. I picked up a Lytro light field camera for dirt cheap.If you click on the picture, you can change the focal point!

Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Voice Crying in the Wilderness

A recent conversation got me thinking about this tongue-in-cheek post that I wrote a few years back. It’s still a good one! Take it in the spirit of humor, please!


To: Isaiah

From: The Jerusalem Temple
100 East Gate

715 BC

Dear Isaiah:

Greetings in the name of our Messiah (whom we haven’t actually seen yet, but we take it by faith that He’s coming).  On behalf of the missions committee here at the Jerusalem Temple it’s my honor to greet you – we only wish it were with a holy kiss.

Isaiah, it’s that time of year when we re-evaluate our priorities regarding the distribution of funds to various temple-supported prophets.  As you know, our temple has a substantial commitment to the preaching of the Law.  We have developed a five point system of evaluation that includes the following: teaching the Pentateuch, apostasy return, royalty succession, Baal shaming, and war counseling.

We noticed on your recent evaluation form you indicated that the primary purpose of your ministry was “voice crying in the wilderness.”  You need to know that this is not one of the priorities that we have set for the prophets that we support.  While “crying in the wilderness” is certainly an important ministry, it is simply not one which we feel called to give toward.

We also have some questions about this particular assignment for you.  We noticed that you have been “crying in the wilderness” for sometime now, but there is little sign of fruit.  This makes us wonder if this particular ministry is a match for your particular gifting.  Furthermore, some of our member are concerned that your recent newsletter reported that you are, at times, running around bare-naked.  Unfortunately, we suspect that your sending agency, Propheteers, is not adequately holding you accountable to a reasonable ministry plan.

We did write them and they have indicated that they are unable to remove you from ministry, because that is the role of field leadership.  This is unacceptable to us, and we have, therefore decided to suspend our support for your ministry.

We will continue to send you fatty parts from the sacrifices for another three months, at which time our support will end.

With Love,


The Missions Committee

The Jerusalem Temple

Missiology’s Dark Side

Missiology’s Dark Side

Yak, yak, yak… so went the meeting into the wee hours of the night. It actually was the middle of the day, but for me, suffering from jet lag on a 12 hour time zone change, it felt like 3 AM in this Asian city. The topic was about how to best go about the task of reaching people in the midst of disasters: how to help refugees, how to provide immediate relief in an organization that isn’t a relief organization, how to work in a culturally appropriate way, etc. It was a good, robust discussion about doing ministry that serves felt needs while simultaneously being a witness for the Kingdom.

And there was no actionable outcome. Why? Because for every good idea there was a reason why that idea was bad. It almost doesn’t matter what the suggestion might be:

  • Provide food? No-no (that might create dependence).
  • Organize? Don’t go there (you don’t understand the local leadership style).
  • Strategize? Oh, that’s too managerial (ala Escobar).
  • Teach? No way! (that elevates the missionary and not the national).
  • Hire the nationals to teach? Bad idea (creates dependence).
  • Don’t hire the national? Terrible idea (nationals are the most effective).
  • Use media? Uh-uh (too shallow).

Yak, yak, yak.

William Carey wrote “An Enquiry into the Obligations of Christians to Use Means for the Conversion of the Heathens.” It seems that for every “means” there are a lot of “moans.”

Herein lies the dark side of missiology: it’s essentially a rebuttal and critique of everything. No good thing is left good on the other side of the missiological debate. That’s a strength, of course, but also a liability. If we allow our questions to become immobilizing then this strength becomes a weakness.

Let us not fear strategy or the use of means. Robust debate is our friend but not if it eclipses action.

To be read in the spirit of CS Lewis’ Screwtape Letters

To be read in the spirit of CS Lewis’ Screwtape Letters

My Dearest Wormwood:

I understand that you’ve allowed the Enemy’s soldiers to live amongst the people you’ve been set to guard. No doubt it’s nothing at this point and there is time to countermand this advance, but I am truly sorry for it on your behalf.

They look like nothing to fear right now: a husband, wife, two small children and a couple of single adults. They can’t speak the tongue of your witless charges and they know nothing of the deep seated hatred we’ve instilled into native hearts. I warn you, though, my dear Wormwood, that this is not the beginning, but the continuance of the Enemy’s plans.

These interlopers were most likely trained by special forces the Enemy has put together, called missionary agencies. They prepare them for their singular task of establishing a beachhead amongst people that belong to us! Imagine the arrogance. We have owned these creatures for hundreds of years and have tread thousands of miles over their souls. It takes an admirable fearlessness to think that this can be easily overturned. We have attacked these agencies’ leaders and their families. We are working to set their own government against them. They struggle to finance their work, act like beggars for prayer, and we seek to discourage them at every juncture. Yet they continue on. It’s a horrible business but now you must deal with the fall out.

So what to do? There are number of strategies that have worked well. I suggest you start by focusing on the family. Attack their children. Make them homesick, lonely, and generally unruly for the hapless mother. Use the Internet against them if at all possible and destroy their moral purity. Distract their language learning. Most devils are trying a new strategy to sideline the single adults. They will gladly spend hour upon hour watching Netflix movies and surfing for potential romances on dating websites. It’s like they never moved overseas. This little group has no idea yet how difficult we can make the relationships between them be – pitting them against each other is something delightful for any young under-demon.

Alas, all of these approaches have yielded limited success. These people are usually backed by a powerful army of prayer warriors. This must be your most important point of attack. Go after their ability to directly beseech the Enemy for reinforcements. Build strong alliances with your colleagues “back home” to ensure that their little missionary newsletters are unsubscribed from, their appeals are trite, non-specific and ignored, such that their daily struggles are never highlighted to the Enemy. Prayer is, above all else, the thing to be feared.

Wormwood, all is not lost. But you had better get out in front of this before they establish a community of people worshipping the Enemy. Once that starts you will be dealing with it forever and you will have to answer to me.

Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape

Managing Contacts

Managing Contacts

Since giving my “Death by Email” seminar a few years back I have been asked the question, “How do you manage contacts?” many times.

If you look at most of our phones, we have a mess of contacts. If we sync our phones with GMail (or Outlook or Yahoo… take your pick) AND a work email server AND an app or two AND the device’s local contacts… well, you get the idea. There are duplicates and out-of-date entries. So I have been working hard to come up with a solution to how to keep my contacts all in sync and I have a suggesting.

This suggestion hurts a bit at first, but in the long run you will not be sorry:: Use 1 and only 1 contact management source. Turn the rest all “off.”

What I do, for example, is store all of my contacts on a gmail account. I set my email clients (on all my computers) and on my phone to only point to this one account for contacts. By doing so I can manage one data source and it’s a master data source. When I edit contacts on my computer, they update this one source. When I add a contact on my phone, I add it to this one source. Everything in a single database. Back it up on a schedule and you are good to go.